I transferred to a brand-new elementary school at the beginning of third grade. What I remember before Deer Creek Elementary is fragmented at best, memories only flash before me—moments on the soccer field, a boy with a cute haircut, almost getting hit by a fire truck while flying down a hill on my big wheel. And Bobby, but I’m not ready to address him just yet. In my baggy sweatpants and fluffy sweatshirts, that I wore because they were soft and comfortable, I awkwardly but effectively made new friends. At the beginning of the year, I asked out my first girlfriend; Katelin, or Callie, or Cassie, a forgotten name but still beautiful. We would pile musty woodchips into elaborate fortresses under the jungle gym. We were king and queen; titles we bestowed upon ourselves to legitimize what was, for all intents and purposes, just an excuse to spend time with one another. We’d make declarations of everlasting love and devotion to one-another, broadcasting our royal edicts to the gathered minions of Deer Creek Elementary while they chased each other around the playground. Together we’d leave recess with splinters stinging our palms, reveling in the mildewed, cedar-fleck castles we’d created, mortared with our sweat and determination. Pining for marriage and a kingdom; we’d toil to build our walls as high as possible with a hope that today would be the day that they stood for eternity. We’d always return to find our stronghold leveled and elatedly begin reconstruction. The janitorial staff laid siege to my bark-chip empire every afternoon but we persevered, intent upon our world-building.
But even royal marriages end and my bastion’s demise came in the fourth grade. Kaetlin, Cassie, Callie, moved away—to another realm far, far away. With my new classmates, I too, had new subjects and a new domain. I had the opportunity to build new citadels and create new empires. But I was a social climber stuck in a caste-system. In this social reincarnation, I was no longer royalty, just another peon. Something in another life—maybe arrogance—had put me on the lowest rung. I lacked my queen at recess but I built anyway. But no one wanted to play my games anymore. Instead of building things under the twisted metal superstructures with me, everyone wanted to play above me. My benevolent smiles and regal gestures were met with ridicule and distaste. My proclamations and fumbles for attention were met by turned shoulders or confused stares. I was always alone on the swing set; the chairs next to me were still shivering and freshly abandoned. I’d try and join-in and play tag, only to be the kid that no one even bothered to chase—I could run endlessly and too fast. I was no fun to be around. I was distasteful; something upon me marked my pariah status.
I examined myself, begging the universe to tell me what had changed. I slowly began to see that my kingly robes were more akin to a peasant’s burlap drab, covered in wood, dirt and the moldy splinters of my earthen forts. My homeliness begot distaste; my sweat pants and shirts no longer comforted me, they only offered an opportunity for ridicule. I abandoned my old garb en masse. The only sweatshirts I’d now wear had to have GAP tattooed across them, something recognizable and accepted. I begged my parents to buy me the itchy denim jeans and scratchy chinos that I had scorned for near a decade. And the bark chips were left sitting, dispersed and unmolested on the playground where they always were.
The three acres I lived on, the untamed childhood I’d blossomed within no longer appealed to me. All that was out there was birch trees and rich clay, fields of vibrant wildflowers, vegetable gardens and crawdad traps, garter snakes and lady bugs, apple trees and an unfinished tree house. I came to realize the pungent, unpleasant smells that permeated the outdoors. Our neighbor’s horses were knee-deep in their own feces, their dung ripened in the wet, warm summers and clung to the inside of your nostrils. There were always clouds of flies and yellow jackets swarming your summer picnic on the back lawn. These newly discovered malodors and fetid, overripe flavors sat in my mouth. The tall grass began to slash at my knees and my feet would blister with overuse. The soft, ant-rotted logs that I used to split open and watch explode with little blacks bodies no longer seemed fascinating; those logs now burst like putrid, gangrenous wounds—a pestilence that I ran home to hide from. And so, safely inside, I would retreat into the basement and build my kingdoms out of plastic Lego blocks. I’d construct colossal spaceships and wage war in the twilight of refracted sunshine through the wet, dark windows. Dirt and wood wouldn’t heal my pain and feelings of rejection. I had nicer clothes now and had to keep clean and tidy, like royalty should. So I’d spend all my afternoons down there—hidden away—building solitary, sterile-plastic realms.
But let’s not say that “everything” started here.
One day, earlier on, before I had delusions of grandeur, on the car ride home from Montessori school, my mom queried, how my day was. Like mothers do. I crooned the expected “fine” and we chat about her day while I remain mostly mute. Once home, I descend into my bedroom lair. I leap over my Lego spaceships frozen in an epic melee; I fly past my Star Wars figurines perched menacingly upon my bookshelf and I dive into the mountain of stuffed animals piled onto my trundle bed. Tearing off my clothes, my tiny, naked body is covered in the downy embrace of Rabbits, Orcas and Bears as I burrow deep into security. The soft fleece is relieving; it doesn’t yet carry the discomfort and ostracizing of the fourth grade. But no, everything was not “fine” today, mom. Can’t you just know that?
What I haven’t told her is that an ominous shadow has been cast over me in pre-school; his name is Bobby. He torments me in my early, formative years. I’m supposed to be discovering my inner, individual potential and instead, I spend my time on the playground cowering in fear. Enough is enough. And I finally milk the courage out of myself to complain to my mom about him.
During this time, my mother is an explosion of dyed-black hair and Janet Reno glasses. She wears big, floral dresses with exaggerated shoulder pads. She’s tough and sinewy but is undeniably the most motherly person I know. And always has been. She grew up poor, in the middle of five siblings, the median between older brothers and younger sisters on a farm in rural Sandy, Oregon. And while her brothers threw burs in her hair, tortured her relentlessly, she latched onto their company throughout her childhood. Her brothers were her best friends despite the times like the day they tricked her into the bottom of a pit where they left her for an entire summer’s afternoon. Sunburnt and scrappy, she learned to keep up and fight back.
So, while I found my mom’s suggestion—that the Montessori school deal with the Bobby problem or she’d “teach her son how to land a punch”—unsurprising and even motherly, the look of abject horror upon my teacher’s faces suggested that this woman was wild and tempestuous. She may have been the HR manager for a major insurance firm now—trained in conflict management—but her past was inescapable. And she was a loose cannon when her son was threatened. She was the matriarch intent upon teaching her son how to fight fire with fire because that’s how she knew how to do it. Life, as she remembered it, was hard. She wasn’t about to let her son learn to be a victim.
But that isn’t quite all of it. My teachers were also concerned because Bobby, they said, had left Montessori school months ago. I had been complaining about a phantom menace who had been absent in my life for a while. To this day, I have no idea what he did to me or why I feared him so much. Something about him was malevolent and unrelenting. He followed me months after he no longer had a physical presence. He was a shadow on the wall without a figure to cast it. I could have made it all up. I could have made him up. He could have been a bully but he could just be another kid like me and maybe, I simply didn’t like him. This evasion made my mother deem it unnecessary to teach me how to swing a left-hook and we all moved on with our lives, onto better things. It’s a moment in time that we can look back on and laugh and tease over dinner. But without any doubt, he was the first memory of pain I have.
After Bobby, my mom had very few pearls of wisdom, outside of self-defense, on how to cope with and understand pain. Maybe most of my childhood pain was trivial. Once, I woke up in a cold-sweat, with a searing fever and begged to stay home from school. She looked at me with a flash of compassion and then gruffly told me to “take an Advil and get over it”. She let me know that I was being silly and that if I had a fever, I needed to take medicine before I decided to try and get out of school.
She had only one piece of advice about fitting in and even that was a defensive strategy: do not, for any reason, make fun of Sean. Sean was a boy who lived down the street, his father was a weird dude who rode his motorized scooter up-and-down the road we lived on, at all hours of the day. Sean’s dad was a software developer and his mom was a mental health professional. Together, the expectation would be that they formed a normal, nuclear suburban family—and outwardly, they did. Except that Sean was crazy, he had anger issues and an inability to understand and relate socially with others; I remember him as the rabid dog chained in the corner that everyone enjoyed throwing pebbles at until he snarled and lunged. My mom’s advice, to be just friendly enough to leave him well enough alone, stemmed from one guiding principle: If Sean brought a gun to school, which seemed possible to her, then I would be spared from his wrathful carnage. I’d stand by, removed from the taunting, name-calling and verbal abuse. I’d watch Sean be provoked and smile inwardly as he pounced onto the backs of his attackers and dug his teeth into the small of their necks. They weren’t as shrewd as I was.
By seventh grade, I’d found myself in every rung of the social hierarchy. It felt like schizophrenia when every word I said, everything I liked, every last gesture I made, was open for interpretation and judgment. I was Zeus perched upon Olympus in the morning and then Icarus plummeting from heaven by lunch, having flown too close to the comforting warmth of unconditional love. One day, to one person, Star Wars was cool and the fact that I devoured books, trivia and data surrounding this universe thrilled; while other days, it only bored or nauseated. I played soccer: soccer was cool, no wait, actually it’s gay. And gay is bad. What was a safe choice of music to listen to? My friends would routinely abandon me; I’d make a few only to have them decide that I was too much of a liability, too uncool, too attention starved. I crawled deep into the cavities of my mind, analyzing, correlating and inferring. I couldn’t decide who I was since any concrete foundation only invited demolition.
Opportunities to climb the social caste came and went, sometimes, they’d provide the mobility I craved and other times, they were dead-ends. From within this constant state of flux, someone emerged as the paragon of pain that I could inflict upon another person. Her name was Lindsey. Lanky and Amazonian, she towered above me with sad eyes and scraggly, blonde hair. She would whisper behind my back, letting her friends and others know that she liked my awkward demeanor and dyed-blonde blonde hair that I parted down the middle. She’d glance longingly or approach me after class for a quick, casual conversation. And I didn’t know what I thought of her until money entered the equation, a pittance: five dollars—but still green. Nicole, another girl is slowly flapping Abraham Lincoln’s mocking scowl in my face. She’s offered this sum for me to ask Lindsey to be my girlfriend. Money did strange things to my twelve-year-old self and so did a hunger for acceptance. Together, these two destructive desires—for money and for approval—coalesced into a torrent and I now wanted to ask Lindsey out. When I asked Lindsey the question, I never said that I was interested. I don’t remember what I said; something like “hey I heard you like me; do you want to be my girlfriend?” This could be complete bullshit; I could have picked out that scene in my head from a TV show. It seems like such a vapid thing to do and I can’t really imagine myself saying it—even at age twelve. And yet, I know that I asked her out—know that I said something—I know because so much pain surrounds that stupid, mindless, heartbreaking action. I wince when I think about it; it was such random, unbridled cruelty. But I also know that in the moment, it felt orgasmic.
I had a harem of girlfriends that I rotated through in middle school. I was only paid to date one of them. I use “girlfriends” as a loose descriptor since it was more like a close friendship. But we were in middle school and close friendships didn’t make sense between boys and girls unless we codified it into something permissible. And thus, girlfriend became a very real term—and with it, the expectations of the designation. Odd as it was, my string of girlfirends and I never kissed. Certain things still seemed taboo and I now say that it was because they were all my beards, masking my homosexual desire—even if such feelings were left undissected until after high school. The “love” that my girlfriends and I shared, if we can even call it that, was a gross misinterpretation of the word. But certain things that seem so silly in retrospect are very real and important as a burgeoning adolescent. Which is why, when Nicole exposed my subterfuge, Lindsey’s eyes welled with tears. I was outplayed by a cleverer social puppet-master, a pawn for Nicole to maneuver and strike out with. I was left to mop the blood off of the chessboard. The joy of the kill was snatched away from me, victory was firmly in Nicole’s hands. I was the one that Lindsey called for weeks, crying. She kept telling me I was terrible and thoughtless and that she wanted to harm herself because I was such a malcontent.
And it’s all true; I was stupid and blithely wicked. Complicit in a greater plan or not, I played my part with a smug sense of glee—I knew what I did would hurt. I just didn’t know it would hurt that bad. I’d forgotten the moral of my mother’s lessons on Sean: actions have consequences; pain ripens and fosters anger, resentment and hatred. I had to pick my targets more discerningly; random acts of pain against the vulnerable were reckless. Tyrants torture the small folk and trod upon the weak; I don’t want to wear that crown. And so, I turn my efforts onto those I see wearing armor; even the smallest fissure provides the opportunity to dagger and twist. As they lay bleeding, I step into their place. But even my armor has cracks to be exploited by those more cunning and opportunistic. I will never be king again. But malice remains intoxicating.